Sunday, April 26, 2009

Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth!!

I don't understand the logo for Disneyland.....HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH! MY A**!! I don't know where to begin... first it cost $12 to park my car! After parking the car you have to walk about 5 mins to the escalator to go down to catch the tram to the park. You're waiting anywhere from 5 to 15 mins for those slow trams! After you get off the tram you're in line to get your bags check from security.... and then BAM!!! You're stuck in line for about an hour to purchase the overpriced tickets to get into the damn place! Already you've wasted about a hour and a half to two hours! It cost $69 for 12 and up and $59 for ages 2 to 11!!!! After spending a fortune you wait in line to get into the park! FINALLY, you're in after 2 hours of waiting around outside! You start running to the fun rides but then realize you have to wait in line for another 30 to 60 mins for a ride that last just for 2 mins..... after riding just 2 rides while waiting in line for your 3rd ride, they tell you due to technical problems the ride is closing and come back later or check back later....and your'll thinking "NO THEY DIDN"T!" They have this thing called "Fast Pass" but you still have to wait in line for 20 to 30 mins compared to 60 mins.... I don't know if it's worth it! After all that waiting in line with your kids whining and fighting, you get hungry and decide to get some food. BAM! you're stuck behind a guy whose order the whole freakin menu! After ordering, the bill is unbelievable!! You start wondering if you're in some gourmet restaurant in Beverly Hills or something. Food taste gross like it's been sitting there forever (I'm pretty sure it has been!) After eating you decide to go wash up and you guessed it... another line just to use the restroom!!!

Bottom line... just save the money you're going to spend at Disneyland and go on a nice weekend getaway.... a feel good about spending that money you worked so hard for!

I HATE DISNEYLAND!!!

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